Total Medals Earned: 79 (From 17 different games.) Total Medal Score: 1,930 Points
Medals Earned: 2/11 (15/250 points)
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/195 points)
Medals Earned: 6/12 (190/250 points)
Medals Earned: 12/12 (440/440 points)
Medals Earned: 2/4 (125/250 points)
Medals Earned: 10/11 (295/395 points)
Medals Earned: 4/6 (185/310 points)
Pick up a match.
Find the letter of lust.
Find the letter of envy.
Find the letter of gluttony.
Find the letter of greed.
Find the letter of pride.
Find the letter of sloth.
Find the letter of wrath.
Find all available matches.
Complete the game.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Run away, and begin your escape.
Complete the "Moving iEye" levels
Complete the "Slidewalk" levels
Support us, or share this satire of social media on social media.
Complete the "Activating iEye" levels
Yay, you completed the whole demo! You dissident!
Complete the tutorial
Collect $1.01
Beat the game
Try to go back into your mom's room right away
Ask for a hint about the omelette
Fast-travel from one end of the map to the other
Learn a thing or two about stereotypes
Share this game! Your REAL friends will weep for you.
Get 1000 points on the Preloader game. YOU MONSTER
Pass Lady Gaga The Game without dying.
Complete Inception The Game in under 30 seconds.
Pass LOST THE GAME (haha) without dying.
Pass Rainbows The Game without dying.
Survive Earthquakes The Game for 30 seconds.
Finish one third of the levels.
Complete Youtube The Game in under 15 seconds.
Finish two thirds of the levels.
Unlock EVERYTHING. Now, you can play the game as your OWN character. SUCCESS.
Finish all the levels... Oh, but that's JUST the levels!
Kill 150 or more of those buggers in the preloader game.
Meaning it's now time for the level editor, level playlist, unlockables, highscores... NO WAIT COME BACK.
Go to the Show Appreciation link. Click the blue birdie. Press 'update'. Thanks.
Unlock everything. You see what I did there with this Medal's title? Lol.
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Good luck with your new career.
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
I hope you chose the money.
...
You were literally roasted.
Secret handshakes are such a bummer.
Well, that was disgusting.
You are officially a cannibal.
Put some clothes on. No one wants to see that.
Please give me money. Please.
